Tag Archives: Disquieting Memes

About Those Witches…

30 Jan



God Hates Polyester (Apparently)

30 Jan

Leviticus 19:19

‘You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.


FEET (and Other Naughty Biblical Euphemisms)

30 Jan

Isaiah 6:2

Above it stood the seraphims: each one had six wings; with twain he covered his face, and with twain he covered his feet, and with twain he did fly.



Don’t Swear Any Oaths (and Other Fun Bible Concepts)

30 Jan

Matthew 5:24

But I tell you don’t swear an oath at all. Don’t swear an oath by heaven, which is God’s throne.



Woe to You, Lobster Lovers (Leviticus 11:10)

30 Jan

Leviticus 11:9-11

“‘Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams you may eat any that have fins and scales. But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales—whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water—you are to regard as unclean. And since you are to regard them as unclean, you must not eat their meat; you must regard their carcasses as unclean. Anything living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be regarded as unclean by you.




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