Tag Archives: Bible

Eddie on “Original Sin”

8 Oct

Did we mention that we’re Episcopalians?


About Those Witches…

30 Jan


FEET (and Other Naughty Biblical Euphemisms)

30 Jan

Isaiah 6:2

Above it stood the seraphims: each one had six wings; with twain he covered his face, and with twain he covered his feet, and with twain he did fly.



Matthew 5:29 (or Maybe Oedipus Was Onto Something)

30 Jan

Matthew 5:29

So if your eye — even your good eye — causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.



Beware the Bowl Cut: Cousin Oliver, Adam Rich, Infidels

30 Jan

Leviticus 19:27

You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.



Woe to You, Lobster Lovers (Leviticus 11:10)

30 Jan

Leviticus 11:9-11

“‘Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams you may eat any that have fins and scales. But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales—whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water—you are to regard as unclean. And since you are to regard them as unclean, you must not eat their meat; you must regard their carcasses as unclean. Anything living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be regarded as unclean by you.




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